[x]
teach those silly boys some respect (and basic anatomy)
But the arrow is pointing to above your head?
This is what I imagined as soon as I saw this
[x]
teach those silly boys some respect (and basic anatomy)
But the arrow is pointing to above your head?
This is what I imagined as soon as I saw this
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(Source: ronpaulproblems, via inkedrainbow)
TBH I never understood the whole “a key that opens many locks is a masterkey but a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock”
Locks are actually opened by two types of keys.
The master keys which unlocks a set of locks, and there’s a key specifically for that lock. So locks instantly have two keys.
Also if you live with people aside from yourself they’ll probably have a variation of one of the keys, or it might be a copy.
So no a lock opened by many keys is just a fucking lock.
There’s also locks designed to take many keys, and keys designed to only open one lock.
So basically keep your keys out of my vagina.
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that’s what I call a traffic jam
(Source: pleatedjeans, via acklesobrien)
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“And that is my view about God”
(Source: 3swallows, via dyke-recovery)
my rabbit is getting mad at me because i’m not paying attention to him so he keeps rubbing his face on my laptop and sitting on the keys and now he is just running in circles around me HONKING FURIOUSLY
“MY CHIEF RABBIT HAS TOLD ME TO DEFEND THIS WARREN AND I SHALL NOT MOVE UNTIL HE ARRIVES”
(via coaxialnoodles)
FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
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DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
It’s gotten so big!
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”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
I freakin’ love this cow and this woman.
Ditto. She is amazing.
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A humbling map of real-time wind patterns in Tornado Alley
“Wind Map” is a stunning interactive datavisualization that presents wind patterns across the continental U.S. in real time. Picture above is what it looked like last night at 10:59 CDT, in the aftermath of yesterday’s devastating Oklahoma tornado.”
Read more here from io9.
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